Last updated on June 22nd, 2015 at 03:53 pm

A big thanks to my friend Laura for guest posting today. Enjoy.

We’ll start this article with the mandatory spoiler warning. I’m not dancing around plot points here, my dears — I’m dropping all the goods on the table. If you haven’t seen Captain America: The Winter Soldier yet, stop reading now.

When asked by various parties about my thoughts on the new Captain America movie, my responses ranged from inarticulate noises of joy to suggestive eyebrow waggles and speculation that Chris Evans’s ass is a gift from god.

Chris Evans Ass
That boy’s got it going on.

All lechery aside, Captain America: The Winter Soldier is easily one of the best Marvel movies to date. It’s action packed, political, a tiny bit heart wrenching, and unquestionably sexy. At one point, I took a glance around the theater and saw people sitting on the edge of their seats. And here I was thinking that was just an expression.

As per usual, despite being completely sucked into the movie (and Cap’s gorgeous baby blues), I found myself momentarily removed from the action by unexplained situations.

Nick Fury Car Chase

1. Was That a Lightsaber?

Following what was easily one of the most thrilling scenes in the movie, Nick Fury is trapped in his vehicle after being chased by crooked S.H.I.E.L.D. agents and coming face to face with the Winter Soldier — the latter of whom really put the kibosh on Fury’s fancy pants SUV. He makes his escape using a tool that can only be described as some unholy union between a stun gun and a lightsaber. I was so distracted by the possibility of a Marvel/Star Wars crossover that it took me a good three minutes to get back into the movie.

If the spark had been purple, I would have s**t myself.

Natasha Romanov Winter Soldier

2. What Else Does Sam Have Hiding in His House?

This one is just me being super nitpicky, so you can dismiss it as movie magic if you’d like.  After Steve and Natasha nearly get blown to bits by HYDRA, they head over to Sam’s to get cleaned up and form a new battle plan. Natasha showers –which is totally understandable after being covered in blood and bits of building– yet comes out with full makeup and her hair perfectly flat-ironed. So…did Sam just have that stuff lying around, or is she some kind of freaking wizard?

Also, did you guys she her arrow necklace? Is she just being trendy, or is that a nod to the whole Black Widow/Hawkeye thing? Inquiring minds want to know!

Death of Captain America

3. Is Captain America’s Death Imminent?

In Captain America: The Winter Soldier, we’re introduced to Sharon Carter, A.K.A Agent 13, and Brock Rumlow, A.K.A. Crossbones. What do these two have in common? They’re both crucial players in the assassination of Captain America during the Civil War arc of the comic books.

I’ve been wondering what will follow The Avengers: Age of Ultron, and Civil War could be a dramatic finish to the Avengers movie series. Furthering my suspicions that this might actually happen is the fact that Bucky took on the mantle of Captain America after Steve’s murder. And guess who just signed a nine picture deal with Marvel Studios

Bucky and Natasha
Also, just in case you didn’t know, Bucky & Natasha are totally a thing in the comics.

4. Was Nick Fury Living A Double Life?

Alright, just follow my logic here. We have the engraving on Fury’s gravestone which looks like this:

Nick Fury tombstone

We have Jules Winnfield who was fond of Ezekial 25:17:

Jules Winnfield

And we have a suitcase containing a mysterious glowing object:

Pulp Fiction Tesseract

Any questions?


Liz Greene is a writer and former preschool teacher from Boise, Idaho. She’s a lover of all things geek and is happiest when cuddling with her dogs and catching up on the latest Marvel movies. You can follow her on Twitter @LizVGreene.


  1. Continuing your suspicion on #3, I think you’re 100% right. Chris Evans only signed a 6 picture deal, not the 9 that Sebastian Stan’s locked in. So does Cap really die and then Winter Soldier take over as the new Captain America???

    • Hey Andrew! Yes, Cap bites it. But it’s bit like Coulson and Fury. He makes his way back. Gotta love the magic of comics/movies.

  2. I don’t think it is a matter of “if” Captain America dies, it is a matter of “when”. The fans are divided down the middle. Some think it will be in Avengers 3, others in Cap 3. Even if he dies in Avengers 3 he can still be in Cap 3 with flashbacks, etc and finish out his commitment. I think it will be interesting to watch it play out. Then again we have been surprised before and they may not kill him. I am just on the edge of my seat waiting to find out, LOL! As for #2, I thought the same exact thing when I watched it. I was wondering where she was hiding the makeup and the hair supplies 🙂

  3. He used a mouse hole to escape from the SUV. Only a handful of top agents use them.

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